Distant BovinityI'm done with the Art A-level, so hopefully I'll have time to defy my revision timetable and do some more of my *own* art, not what my elders tell me to do.
How I Saved The WorldI'd like to make a suggestion To people far and near To help to avoid congestion One should travel by deerHow I Saved The World
For they are calm and gentle beasts No rage will they create They're comfortable, to say the least And very rarely late
They don't use much petroleum But plenty of cooked meat Just do not feed them venison Or barbecued doe feet
Now speeding down a motorway Is what a deer enjoys They'll do it any time of day Without making a noise
The top speed's ninety miles an hour When they are not tired They go fast w
Yes, I did just plagarise (is that the right word) Shakespeare. So sue me...
Be more active here!! I doth command it!
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
I offer only the truth, nothing more.
Take: The Red Pill
Take: The Blue Pill
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The Angry Deviant
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